January 15, 2010 by greggnotegg
Take self time – “I regularly take time out just for me, to do things like evolve the web”…Gregg Nelson.
My page to promote clever services to the world, well mainly to the people, entrepreneurs and business’s from Down Under.
I have been involved with the Internet and e-commerce, since 1999 (m-commerce more recently).
You’ll find I’m very approachable and look forward to listening to your aspirations, goals and ideas. Lets talk soon! G
Tags: attitude, blog, business planning, business plans, Case Studies, e-commerce, greg, greg nelson, gregg, gregg nelson, m-commerce, nelson, planning, positive
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March 24, 2010 by greggnotegg

Uncle Percy has set up shop..!
You deposit money into their “Purse”, they pay no interest to you and charge you to withdraw it.
It’s a no-brainer…!
Where’s Auntie Mattress?
Tags: auntie mattress, goals, save, saving, uncle percy
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March 23, 2010 by greggnotegg
It’s any wonder the All Blacks are losers with this Knobs fellow at the helm.

Cheers Big Ears
Not only did the bald-headed halfwit knob Strategic in the bottom, he’s doing a pretty good job knobbing the NZRFU’s bottom too.
Mind you, One only has to look to the authoritarian gene pool he derives from, to understand why?
Jock Knobs is Dead Wood, but the old boys network dont think so…
Tags: all blacks, Authoritarian, dead wood, Finance, jock Hobbs, Jock Knobs, Judge, loser, Strategic, Strategic Finance
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March 20, 2010 by greggnotegg
www.crimestoppers-nz.org
0800 555 111

The great thing about this website is your anonymous and to an extent so is the info you provide and it’s a great website for getting a payback(s) especially if your anonymous info includes keywords such as;
Firearms, Drugs, Child Porn, Bombs…etc.
Keep the FBI busy and confused by filling the inbox of this website with utter bullshit and sit back and laugh at the wasted resource that goes into smoke and mirrors.
What are you waiting for, ring and spin now..!
How it worked for me…
I was bored and mischief and my neighbour is a cunt, so I rang crimestoppers and said he was involved in making and selling bombs and whammo, next thing you know he’s getting dragged outa bed and fucked over by fuck knows how many cops and demons, the resource was phenominal, AOS, Drug dogs, Police Dogs, Bomb Dogs, tasers, rifles, pepper spray, specialist search teams, cars, and vans everywhere. …
I think the net result was, like, 2 pornographic magazines and some plant fertilizer.. Probably cost the authoritarians a small bundle too.
Crime of the century stuff.
If enough of this shit happens to the fuckwits, then the FBI will get pissed and stop acting on the info and the crimestoppers website will die an organic death.
The bigger point is, that business wont come to a screaming halt, because business NEEDS and RELIES on crime and criminals to remain in business.
Had a great laugh that day…Remember this shit can work both ways…and the best thing is…
YOUR ANONYMOUS…
Tags: crimestoppers, fleabags, nark line
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March 20, 2010 by greggnotegg
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March 11, 2010 by greggnotegg
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March 10, 2010 by greggnotegg
I’ve been watching with interest the NZ Herald series on The State of Rugby in NZ.
NZ Rugby has been rooted in the ass because of one factor.

Coconuts.
At age 7-16 the average Coconut is much larger than the Johnny white boy.
As a result we have seen un-level playing fields in junior rugby and this has resulted in Johnny white boy often spending the remainder of Saturday in the AandE ward with broken bones after being Jonah Lomu like run over attempting to tackle Sione.
As a result Johnny white boys mummy and daddy have been pulling him out of rugby and placing him in soccer until he gets bigger and more able to compete physically with Sione on Saturday.
New Zealand Rugby is over represented by the coconut factor at all levels and this has culminated in the phoenix like uprising of soccer in New Zealand.
Just go to the stadium to see this very real effect in the numbers of people watching and supporting soccer at top levels vs the number of people watching and supporting rugby.
It’s a no contest.
Compounding the problem is all the dead wood in the NZRFU who for some reason rely on staffing the joint in the same way as we find generations of civil servants in councils and parliament wearing the hand me down brown shoes, together with endless fucking around with the rules…!
The other thing that really fucks me is New Zealand are always referred to as world champions and the number 1 team in the world even as soon as one month after losing yet another world cup.
We are not world champions and haven’t been since 1987 and New Zealand will not win the next world cup with an ALL BLACK team.
Tags: a and e, ab's, all blacks, coconuts, hospital, new zealand rugby, nzrfu, phoenix, rugby, silver fern, sione, soccer, world champions, world cup
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March 3, 2010 by greggnotegg
Let’s “Rejoyce” and be glad, happy, or delighted with this dickheads latest proposal.
Let the 200,000 14 year olds “rejoyce” in the fact they will wait another year to enjoy the liberty that driving a motorcar affords young people
Let’s “rejoyce” with the fact that tens of thousands of rural based young people will have to rely on mum and dad to get them to school or work
Let’s “rejoyce” with the fact we can look forward to months and years of confusion at intersections
Let us “rejoyce” in the knowledge that novice drivers are to have 120 hours’ supervised practice before driving alone and fund it alone
Let us “rejoyce” in the fact that our young people can drive to a liquor store at 16, buy alcohol at 18 but not combine both till there 20
Let us “rejoyce” in the knowledge that there will be an investigation into vehicle power restrictions
And finally
Let us “rejoyce” in the knowledge that we are to be subject to yet another mass media propoganda campaign and supporting resources to introduce the changes,”
Let us “Rejoyce” - Yeah Right..!
speed@ltsa.co.nz
Tags: acronym soup, dickhead, lets rejoyce, ltnz, ltsa, nzta, propoganda, rejoice, rejoyce, safer journeys, Safer Journeys 10-year road safety strategy, steven joyce, yeah right
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March 2, 2010 by greggnotegg
Hey LTSA, LTNZ, NZTA or what ever your fucking name is…
You’re a bunch of mostly immigrant fuckwits who aspire to look at other countries statistics and bastardise aspects on New Zealand motorists.
I have some advice for you.
We are New Zealand, not fucking England, Australia or anywhere else for that matter. We are unique, as are our roads, drivers and habits.
Look in your own backyard for the answers!
Forget the divisive approach you are about to embark on the youth motorist with idiotic ideas like increasing the driving age and zero alcohol for under twenties and discontinue your overzealous advertising budget purporting your propoganda.
You are systematically alienating a generation of motorists from your brain-dead unit with graduated driver licensing, Nazi like ticketing of youth motorists and now this proposed no driving till your 17 and zero alcohol bullshit.
Instead, Spend 60% of this budget on Intensive education of new motorists at school level when ones brain is a sponge for information and learning and the remaining 40% on improving the roading network.
Oh and for fuck sake can you stop changing your fucking confusing various acronym names LTSA, LTNZ and now NZTA…With that money alone you could have likely built a 8 lane highway to fucking Australia, esp in light of the fact that most people still refer to you as the LTSA.
Gregg Nelson
Tags: acronym soup, brain-dead, braindead fuckers, land transport, ltnz, ltsa, nzta, transport agency
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March 1, 2010 by greggnotegg

Robin Hood use to steal tangible’s off the rich and distribute them to the poor.
These days our biggest asset is not the tangible gold watch we wear or the home we live in or even the car we drive.
Our biggest asset is all the information that is held about us in Digital Warehouses. These Digital Warehouses are owned and or managed by local and central Government agencies, financial institutions, credit reporting bureaus, Internet service providers, telco’s and other potentially intrusive businesses.
Robin Hood’s of the future will be in the business of identifying these veins of data collection, locating the warehouses where they are hosted on servers and stealing or disabling them.
And gone with it are all your personal and private information that enable them to lay judgement over us.
Even those of you who think you have no fear or nothing to hide are seriously misguided when it comes to the total impact on our lives of the digital age.
The digital Robin Hood resonates with me…What about you?
Tags: big brother, credit reporting, criminal history, criminal record, data silos, data warehouses, digital robin hood, intelligence, liberate, neil roberts, robin hood, secret service, secure sites, servers, SIS, the axemen
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